What Do You Do When Even Amazon Thinks You’re An Introvert? 

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So I have a bit of a habit my dear pandas. I like going on Amazon. I actually love it. It’s just  like an oasis of wonderful goodies. Everything that you could possibly desire is on there. Movies, books, electronics and so on. For a long time (since 2004) I’ve had the privilege of calling Amazon my trusted pal. A pal that always knew what I wanted. A pal that would never say anything harsh to me. But certain things have changed. Amazon called me out on something the other day, and I wasn’t too happy about it. In fact I wanted to wage war. Okay, not really but it did kinda hurt my feelings.

After so many years of being you, you start accepting the fact that some things have become your way of life. That you like doing things a certain way. I unfortunately have turned into one of those types of women. The one who needs her space. The one who’s stuck in her ways. Because of this adamant devotion to my ways, I’ve become a bit of a loner. A hermit, if you will.  I think it’s partly due to the fact that all my friends have lives, boyfriends, husbands, and children. So, they don’t have time to hang out as much as we used to. In fact they can’t even be bothered to text a girl back.

And then there’s me. Someone who doesn’t have a boyfriend, who doesn’t go out (rarely) because she’s broke, who works and then comes home to write. It’s a pretty lonely existence really. I sometimes do want to cry because of how alone I actually am. But I brush it off and carry on about my day. Sometimes I think I just need to go out there and meet new friends, maybe even settle with someone. But to be perfectly honest, people annoy me. Well, most of them. In regards to finding a man in this haystack of a city, well it’s like finding a grain of sand on Antarctica.  And personally, I don’t want to find someone just to ‘settle’ down. No woman should settle. Or to find someone so you don’t have to be lonely any more. If you don’t like your own company for days at a time then I’m sorry to say but, there’s something seriously wrong with you. You know who you are. I’m talking to the ladies who seem to always have  boyfriends one after another. Just take a break would you! Get to know the real you without anyone there.

Anyway, there you have it, my hermit ways have been exposed. But I would like to think that it’s circumstance that brought me to this current predicament and not my character per say. I do love being by myself, but I do remember a time when I was with people everyday. It was like I couldn’t be by myself. Somewhere along the line things happened and I somehow turned into this woman. I was fine with it all until Amazon called me an introvert.


You see the above image? This was the recommendation under “New For You”!

An introvert? Me? No way. It’s one thing to be a hermit who likes solitude, but to be called an introvert? How would Amazon even know that? What has my purchase history unravelled? Did it give away loner-like tendencies? I did buy some things recently. Like a new kindle, some books, and an Amazon Fire TV stick. But do these justify me being called out by Amazon? So I looked back at my history.

Do those things above suggest I’m a super introvert and need help building confidence? Who knows, maybe it does. (btw, I know I bought some pretty random things) But I’ll tell you one thing. It definitely got me thinking. And before you say anything, I had already checked my browser history and even that didn’t show ‘introvert’ ways. Or maybe it did? Hmm… But then I started digging, researching and as I looked through all the images online, I realised that I was going to have to put my hands up. Amazon was right. I have turned into the biggest introvert known to man. You know why? Because I really wanted to buy this (see below image) so I could wear to parties…


…and while scanning the internet, this actually made sense to me…






…and that’s when I realised, I really liked being alone. Yeah sure it’s got it’s drawbacks from time to time. But in general, I like not having to chat with people. I like staying at home with a glass of wine and writing. I like going out and taking photos by myself. So Amazon, I am not upset at you any more. We’re cool. But please next time, can you recommend some awesome spy gear, or like a cool blender? Enough with labelling me. I don’t want to be put in a box. I don’t want to be labelled an introvert, anti-social, fun, or quirky. I just want to be me. (Side note: When I went to Hofstra University in NY the kind kids down the hall labelled me anti-social. That should have been a clue really. Well, they were stupid anyway, okay!)

There’s nothing wrong with being the way you are. And if I’m being completely honest, who wants to be fake at one of those social gatherings anyway. Wouldn’t you rather want to do exactly what made you happy and not be chastised for it? And wouldn’t it be a nicer world if people just understood you and not penalised you for wanted to chill by yourself? So if Amazon wants to call me an introvert, that’s fine by me. After all, I’m the one who’s creating my life, not anyone else. So if I’m okay with being a loner for the time being, then that’s all that matters at the end of the day.

To all my introverts out there…

Peace, love, and enjoying solitude


9 thoughts on “What Do You Do When Even Amazon Thinks You’re An Introvert? 

  1. Beautifully written! 🙂 People who are never alone may never get to know themselves better or learn to love themselves for that matter. They are missing out! 🙂 PS: Love that t-shirt! Might have to make one haha ❤

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