Since everyone is doing a bucket list, I decided to do an Anti-Bucket list. Things that I probably won’t ever get around to doing or even want to do. So here it goes.
- Go Skiing –
- Bikram Yoga –
No, it doesn’t interest me going somewhere to sweat in 100 degrees. I sweat enough as it is
being a chubba chub. So no, if it doesn’t involve sex, I’m not sweating!
- Climbing Mount Everest –
Let’s be honest, only insane people do this shit. Give me a good book and a rainy day. Now
that’s an achievement.
- Bungee Jumping –
- Learning Latin –
This is the only Latin phrase that I know and it stops there. Don’t get me wrong, I would live in
Italy if I could. But Latin? Nah.
- Moving to North Korea –
- Gym Before Work –
- Learning to make jelly/jam preserves and serve them in pretty jars.
As much as this sounds like a nice idea, it’s just not going to happen.
- Using a slow cooker.
- Learn to love raw tomatoes
I can eat any other forms of tomatoes. Pasta sauce, yum! Salsa, yum! But raw tomatoes make me
want to vomit. I am convinced it’s because of its texture.
- Own a bird.
- Get a sphynx cat
- Tattooing my face.
I love tattoos. In fact I have four. And as much as I love the look of this guy, I could never
put ink on my face.
- Writing Haikus
- Playing with a cobra –
I have so many more anti-bucket things but I will save it for a later date.
What would you guys put on your anti-bucket list?